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Post by phoenix on Mar 7, 2016 1:50:44 GMT
Let's see - themes for today:
Do I choose from the EEEEEKKKK SHEEEES GOING TO JAAAAAAIILLL (even thought she's not) AND HE APPROVAL RATINGS ARE SOOOO LOOOOOWWWW SHE CANT WIIIINNNNNN!!!!
or the AIIIEEEE SHES NOT VERY INSPIIIIRING WHERE ARE THE PRIMARTY VOOOOTERS?!?!? (which Nate Silver has already shot down).
By the way, guess who just endorsed Bernie today? Flint native and former Senator Don Riegle (D-MI).
Wanna know WHY he's a former Senator? Because he's one of the fricking KEATING FIVE.
Maybe he can go stumping with Cornel West.
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Post by phoenix on Mar 15, 2016 0:49:17 GMT
At tonight's Tweety-run forum, Sanders just called her a homophobe.
Seriously.
The same guy whose newest surrogate really IS a homophobe:
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Post by phoenix on Mar 19, 2016 16:16:01 GMT
Dear Tad Devine:
Now that the remaining lifespan of your current gig can be measured in weeks if not days, may I suggest a way to keep those paychecks rolling in for an extra five months or so - and go from political pariah to hero of the republic in one smooth move?
It's very simple: Just offer your services to the Trump campaign. You can do for him what you did for Sanders- and guarantee not only a Hillary win but flip both houses of Congress in the deal.
I can see the pitch you'd be making, and so can you:
"You know, Mr. Trump, we weren't even supposed to make it into the primaries. But because we picked up most of the white people that you didn't, we not only made it to the primaries, we won!
Well, we would've won if Hillary didn't have all those endorsements and superdelegates locked up. Or that I was saddled with a candidate who didn't build much in the way of working relationships aside from Lockheed and that waste dump guy in Texas.
"But you won't have that problem! You're a much better candidate than that doofus whose deep-pocketed fans I milked for millions. How good was I at that? Well, remember when our IT staff broke into the DNC's computers and ran a few dozen lists worth of Hillary voter data so we could do dirty-tricks calls to her voters and such? We blamed the DNC and sued them - and then sent out fundraising letters to raise money off our own lies! That's something you'd do, isn't it, Mr. Trump?
"We'd make a great team, y'know. We'll bring all the white voters under our umbrella and make a ton of money doing it. So whaddya say, Mr. Trump?"
That's it, Tad. Just convince The Donald and you can pad your 401(k) a little more. It may well be the last chance you get to do so.
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